Jokes about types of computer viruses

Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.

Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does.

Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones. This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years.

Congressional Virus: Overdraws your computer.

Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

Dan Quayle virus: Prevents your system from spawning any child processes without joining into a binary network.

Dan Quayle virus: Simplye addse ane ee toe everye worde youe typee..

David Duke virus: Makes your screen go completely white.

Elvis virus: Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then self destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.

Federal bureaucrat virus: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer.

Freudian virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.

Gallup virus: Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of error).

George Bush virus: Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until November.

Government economist virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

Jerry Brown virus: Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number.

Madonna virus: If your computer gets this virus, lock up your dog!

Mario Cuomo virus: It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.

Michael Jackson virus: Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance. This virus won't harm your PC, but it will trash your car.

New World Order virus: probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.

Nike virus: Just Does It!

Ollie North virus: Turns your printer into a document shredder.

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

Pat Buchanan virus: Shifts all your output to the extreme right of your screen.

Paul Revere virus: This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack---once if by LAN, twice if by C:.

Paul Tsongas virus: Pops up on December 25 and says, "I'm not Santa Claus."

PBS virus: Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.

Politically correct virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism".

Richard Nixon virus: Also known as the "Tricky Dick Virus", you can wipe it out but it always makes a comeback.

Right To Life virus: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives.

Ross Perot virus: Activates every component in your system, just before the whole thing quits.

Ted Kennedy virus: Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened.

Ted Turner virus: Colorizes your monochrome monitor.

Terry Randle virus: Prints "Oh no you don't" whenever you choose "Abort" from the "Abort, Retry, Fail" message.

Texas virus: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.

UK Parliament virus: Splits the screen into two with a message in each half blaming other side for the state of the system.

Warren Commission virus: Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.

A View of UITM Puncak Alam

Well, this is some of the view that i manage to capture in UITM Puncak Alam. This faculty is still under the process of development and from what i heard there are 2 more phases to go for this faculty to be fully complete. During early in the morning especially after the raining night, this place is covered by a thick mist. a really amazing view though. There are a really2 long stairs connecting between the faculty and the student college. Most of the time it really makes me wonder why there is no escalator (=.=). But for sure, this place is crazily spacious and beautiful that you wouldn't disappointed.

Latihan Medan camp

From 23-25 November 2012, SISPA UITM Puncak Alam have attend the 'Latihan Medan' camp in Kuala Kubu. This camp is a must for all of the part 1 JPAM members to join in order to graduate for this sem. In this camp, all of the part 1 members get to learn about giving the first aid, how to make a CPR, type of a right bond to use in certain situation using a rope, how to escape from the wild animals in the jungle,mountain climbing, and we're also get the chance to play a game called 'burung hantu' or something like that where we were left alone in the jungle with a closed eyed. This game was made at 4.00a.m. in the morning!! Most of the time, everyone feel sleepy in the camp because lack of sleep but anyways, it was really a good camp. New knowledge for everyone and not to forget that we have a bath in the river..hehe...

Interview with the manager of KFC

This is one of the best time of my day in UITM. On 18 November 2012, Nisa, Aman, Zahier, and me was having an interview  with the KFC manager for our group assignment on MGT420. The chapter that we choose was regarding the planning of KFC organization. In the end of the discussion, we decided to give the manager a  ZIP chocolate. But out of my expectation, we're treated with a free KFC dinner plate for each of us. (^_^)

On 17 November 2012, there was an accident simulation on JPAM for part 3 members and some of the part 1 members who volunteer to be a PKS have to join and became as the accident victim on this simulation. The simulation was made near the area of 'bulatan keris' roundabout. In the middle of the day that the activity was made, it begin to rain on the afternoon. All of us had to wait for about 2 hours in the rain so that the simulation could be continued and it's really cold during that time. Some of us had to take shelter under the tree because of the rain~~~

A gift for Madam Irma

16 November 2012 is the last day for madam Irma teaching us on BEL402. For that, my class had prepared  a gift for her as a gratitude for having her time on teaching us. Thank you very much for willing to teach us all this time madam :)))

This is my recycling project for English class that i made with Nia, Rozi, and Asma on 16 November 2012.. Well, not really a successful presentation though. It's because the recycle paper that i made was still not dry yet and there's a part of the presentation that i forgot to make..thee..

KI programs ;)

On last 10 & 11 November 2012, all of the part 1 student from faculty of business was having a 'Kemahiran Insaniah' programs. It is a program that you must participate in order to for you to pass this semester. Well, honestly say at first i thought that it would bored me so much. But in the end, i was wrong. From this program i was able to know more people and learn more things than i expected.

Assalamualaikum & hi everyone :)

This is my 1st time bloggin'. I even have 2 ask my friend what i need 2 do just to create a blog. (well..it's quite ashamed actually hehe :3). It's not even in my mind 2 be a blogger but the subject which i takin' right now in my faculty requestin' 4 me to create 1 and always updatin' it (somethin' about will be put on my carry mark or like that & im not really sure).  When i do tried to think back, it's even rare for me to update my fb wall but then i have to update my blog at least once a day (what the ____ :3). Anyways, to anyone who had seen my blog (if there is even 1 actually), my apologised if my post is so booorrrinnng because it's my first time posting on this and please wish me gud luck with this everyone (^_^)